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Joke of the Day
"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."
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"My boyfriend is the best cook With only two nuts, a sausage and some milk he can fill my stomach for 9 months."
"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."
"A Magician's 3rd trick is usually a Hat-Trick."
"Chuck Norris can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together."
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"I would complain about the siren of an ambulance even if I was in the back of it."
"What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull"
"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill? ""Here come the elephants up over the hill!"""
"What's enormous, gray, and unimportant? Irrelephant."