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Joke of the Day

"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."

"I was told to bring a box of tissues with me when my friends and I watched Bambi. You can imagine my disappointment."

"people say they're ""over the moon"" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over"

"The Wizard of Oz, synopsis. Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again."

"What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please."

"I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i can ever repay them for getting me through college"

"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"

"James is coming over. ""James from work or James who thinks he's a leprechaun?"" J: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA! ""I'll hide the Lucky Charms."""

"Did you hear they are still going to run the New York Marathon? Phelps is the favourite."

"What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants? Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?"