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Joke of the Day
"I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub. He seemed like a decent feller."
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"How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? put a nipple on it."
"Inventor of raisins: ""What do you like about grapes"" me: the juice part, the freshness Inventor: right but what if they had neither"
"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"
"The crossed eyed teacher... ...had trouble controling his pupils."
"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."
"At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence... but then I just had to repost."
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision. Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"
"What did the necktie say to the hat? I'll hang around here, you go on ahead."
"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."