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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tree that does not believe Jesus was the messiah? A Jew-niper"
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"Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd When asked about his personality, Fred the Uncharitable Shepherd replied: ""I don't give a flock."""
"I am feeling very optimistic. But I bet it won't last."
"Just witnessed kids playing tag. What is this world coming to? Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise?"
"What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school? Jeeper creeper!"
"What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine."
"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."
"It's OK to go number 1 in the shower... ...unless you count like a computer programmer."
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"
"Blonde Joke Why did the blonde girl have bruises around her belly button? Because blonde guys aren't smart either (Sorry if it's a repost.)"