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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a redneck... Uppercut his sister in the jaw."
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"After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt"
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"As hillbillies age, they're called hillwilliams."
"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"
"Aren't all these Chicken jokes getting a bit redundant and lame? Eggsactly"
"So I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse."
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