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Joke of the Day
"Here only 2 out of 11 jokes are funny... Because 9/11 jokes are not funny. ^^Derp ^^:D"
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"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."
"What is Baltimore's favourite instrument The lute"
"What's the resemblance between a bungeejump and a african whorehouse? If the rubber blows, you're dead"
"5-year-old daughter: *looks in the mirror* Can you get me something to match my cowboy boots? Me: What? 5-year-old: A horse."
"I think comic book bad guys have the right idea, aiming their weapons directly at Captain America's shield. That's probably his weak point."
"Talk to your doctor about Chillaxin (Side-effects include incontinence, hallucinations, drooling, naps, shy dooky & death)"
"Have you heard about the Polish lesbian? She fucks men."
"A little girl asks her mom, ""Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?"" Her mom replies, ""Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."""
"My keyboard is such a freak I fingered the shift key 5 times and gave it sticky keys."