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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the Polish lesbian? She fucks men."
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"I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws."
"What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway? A nun with a spear through her head."
"Shout out to the people who don't know what the opposite of ""in"" is."
"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"
"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."
"What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel."
"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."
"How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 69."
"I asked a pharmacist ""do you stock multicoloured tampons?"" ""Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."""