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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow with five legs? Rare."
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"It's all a matter of taste Two cannibals are eating a Clown. One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Black, ground up and in the freezer."
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg...? ...which ever one was more excited."
"Why are C programmers never invited to parties? They have no class"
"I'm trying to initiate a neighborhood watch program but the damn neighbors keep closing their blinds."
"I just got a PhD My penis enlargement operation went well. Now I am proud to have a Pretty huge Dick."
"Sorry I hacked your e-cig. You've actually been vaping a dead bird for a month."
"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."
"Two kinds of lairs when it comes to masturbation ... Those that say they never have ... ...And those that say they quit ."