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Joke of the Day

"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."

"There is a trend in psychotherapy called Anger Expression therapy where the patient is to express any anger immediately no matter how small or trivial. Its all the rage."

"Did you hear about the cheese that exploded? There was debrie everywhere."

"Shout out to all the sassy receptionists out there. I won't even go near businesses that don't have sassy as hell receptionists."

"What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common? I cry whenever I see them."

"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."

"What's the difference between a priest and his dog? One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It'll kill your dog."