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Joke of the Day

"I don't think it is fair God plays for the Seahawks, seems like an unfair advantage."

"It's called karma, and it's pronounced ""haha! Screw you!"""

"Fun tip - instead of going on vacation with a baby, stand outside until you're sunburned, then light $1,000 on fire."

"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."

"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"

"Did you hear about the guy who had sex with his car? Apparently he was pretty Exhausted.... <.< .>.> I'll show myself out -.-"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb? (It's not >9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE"

"It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night."

"I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression."