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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between being tired and exhausted? If you run in front of a car, you get tired. If you run behind one, you get exhausted."

"Turns out my date had a lot of pizzazz, not pizzas. I've never been more disappointed."

"What is the Difference? Joke: What is the difference between a snowlady and a snowman? Snowballs. Good joke Eh?"

"What has two wings and a halo? A Japanese phone, Wing wing, ""Halo?"""

"Oh no I just accidentally did everything wrong all my life"

"John Lennon would have been 82 years old today had he not perished on 9/11. #KONY2012"

"I hate those who are anti-democracy, anti-freedom or anti-semitic but if there is one anti thing that i like it is Anti-jokes"

"You say ""tomato"", I say ""flamingo"". I also put goldfish in my armpits. My opinion should be ignored."

"How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag? Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way."

"What's the difference between this post and a fire truck? A fire truck is red and has four wheels while this post is a complete fucking waste of your time."