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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? (NSFW) To suck the cock"
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"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""
"The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security."
"Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it"
"I was going through a few magazines at a Pride parade the other day I was really enjoying it, but then the weapon jammed."
"ME:[just inaugurated as president] Where's the nuke button ADVISOR: why ME:[crumpling photo of my 5th grade bully] I just wanna see it"
"Did you hear, John Wayne Bobbit got his penis cut off again? Isn't that redickless?"
"5 female pigs + 5 male deer What do you get when you have 5 female pigs and 5 male deer? 10 sows and bucks (say it out loud)"
"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"
"So I went to the zoo the other day... ... there was only one dog. It was a Shih tzu."