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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the British make computers? They can't figure out how to make them leak oil."
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"*requests Uber* *climbs in backseat* Uber driver: ""Where to?"" Me: ""oh, nowhere. I just don't like to change my diaper in the street."""
"On a pirate's birthday, I asked him how old he was His response: ""Aye matey"""
"Did you hear about the dyslexic occultist? He sold his soul to Santa."
"Why does Fred Williard keep Kleenex in his pocket? They come in handy."
"How do you have a rave in Greece? Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling."
"Why does a cow have hooves but not feet? Cause they lactose."
"Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight? A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!"
"Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !"
"Save yourself from a sexual harassment case. If a fellow employee asks, ""Do you know a place I can get Off?"". They may just need some bug spray."