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Joke of the Day

"George Michael was upset to find he had let a chocolate bar melt in his pocket It was just a careless whisper"

"What do they say about Podiatrists? It's a really big feet to become one. ^Hehehehehe"

"Me: I don't care how cute you are, I will tear you to shreds if you don't start cooperating. Wrapping paper: *rips*"

"[donating blood] ""You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"" ""No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."""

"When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get? A Two Pack"

"What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster? Messie Thank you and goodnight."

"I'm DJ Con$tapation I don't give a shit."

"[commercial for tupperware] Are you done with that food, but would rather throw it away in 3 weeks rather than right now? - Tupperware"

"What is your ""make like a drum and beat it"" type joke?"

"Whats the best thing you get out of a penis? The wrinkles."