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Joke of the Day

"Umm if Jesus only died for my sins to manipulate me into joining his religion maybe he's not such a ""nice guy"""

"A Black man, Mexican, and Jew walk into a bar.. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the F*&k out of my bar!"" This is my friends favorite go to joke."

"So apparently Robert Downy Jr came out as trans recently, I had a feeling he was Fe-male"

"What are the most common mistakes your ______ makes in bed?"

"When Martin Cooper invened the cell phone... ... he already got 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris."

"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"

"If I had a nickel for everytime someone said ""If I had a nickel for..."", I'd ask people to say that a lot."

"I use the word ""thingy"" when I cant think of the word: Me- Are you picking up the ""thingy's?"" Wife- ...you mean your kids? Me- Dont judge me"

"Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree? Because they're stuck up"

"A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird."