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Joke of the Day

"What are David Cameron's favorite people to have sex with? Cops"

"Why can't you use a Palestinian toilet? It's occupied."

"Yo momma is so fat She's dead."

"Parents yelling ""I'm not going to ask you again"" at their kids, will definitely be asking them again"

"I heard the news about Mr. Ali's passing... I was pretty upset. So why am I in the mood for a giant chocolate shake?"

"Two strings walk into a bar The first one says, ""I'll have a rum and cokeazx36@#&-334"". The second one says, ""Excuse my friend, he's not null terminated""."

"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."

"You Must Be From Ireland Because everytime I see you my penis be Dublin."

"Sorry to burst your bubble, but your waiter doesn't really think your choice was excellent."

"Did you hear about the Pirate suffering from scurvy? His attempts to cure it were *fruitless*."