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Joke of the Day

"I lost my watch at a party the other night It fell in my drink. I guess it's drinking time."

"The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain."

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"Did you know there is a Virus that turns fruits into vegetables? It's called AIDS."

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"If it acts like a duck, sounds like a duck and looks like a duck, then it is probably some girl on Instagram taking a selfie."

"I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""You're pulling my leg"""

"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph.Why?Because he's too short to be an essay."

"Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding? Because they cantaloupe."

"What is eternity? Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom."