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Joke of the Day

"3 Steps to being a good Programmer 1. Avoid recursion 2. Repeat steps 1 and 2. 3. Always have an exit condition. 4. Beware of being off by one."

"A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."

"Did you know President Obama can run around the White House in 11:00? It would be a record, but Bush did 9:11."

"Professional liars Haven't done an honest days work in their life"

"If Trump becomes president, it won't be called the White House anymore He'll rename it the Exclusively White House"

"[during ultrasound] wife: I really thought you were the father me: how could you do this to me? wife's grey and black lover: I told y'all"

"""Can I buy you a drink?"" Sure! What's your name? ""Uhh. I don't know. I never get this far"" You don't know your name? *sweats* Pants are cool"

"[ Spelling bee ] Your word is Harry Potter Voldermort: Avada Kedavra!"

"I think my professor might not know my name. He keeps on correcting it with the word ""Late"" on all my papers."

"Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming."