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Joke of the Day
"I just took a huge shit. I feel really bad because it wasn't mine and stealing is wrong."
Next Joke
"What do you call an inflatable dad? Pops."
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."
"What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger"
"I've just had to take the batteries out of the Carbon Monoxide alarm The loud beeping was giving me a headache and I was starting to feel sick and dizzy"
"What's black and dosent work? Half of London"
"Sorry a remote fell out when you took off my bra"
"my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"
"GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit"
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"