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Joke of the Day
"What causes German Earthquakes? Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out"
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"What do you have if you are holding a cricket ball in each hand? A bloody big cricket."
"What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !"
"Read in a Forrest Gump voice. My mother always told me life is like a jar of jelly beans.Everbody hates the black ones. (I know this is a terrible joke, my friend told it to me."
"My dick was in the book of ""Guiness World Records"" once ... ... until the librarian caught me and decided to throw me out"
"Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground? No depth perception."
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic"
"Next time you wave, use all your fingers."
"What happens when a frogs car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD!"
"Did you know a falling cat ALWAYS lands in a single person's apartment?"