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Joke of the Day
"GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit"
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"YOU EVER SHIT SOOO GOOD YOU CUM? AND GET ALL LIGHT HEADED AND SHIT? -UNCLE SAM T."
"Turtles do nothing and are slow as hell, yet they live for like 200 years. I'll probably live forever."
"What do dissecting a frog and explaining a joke on Reddit have in common? Both are shitty novelties."
"'Calm Your Tits' is derogatory. Feminists reccomend, instead : 'De-stress the Breasts"",'Soothe your Boobs', 'Give that Chest a Rest', 'Don't have a Rack Attack' and 'Hakuna the Tattas'"
"Sure I get excited when he unzips his pants. I'm pretending it's the sound of his body bag."
"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""
"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"
"What does a tomato and a potato have in common? Both are red,except from the potato."
"A little doctor joke Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm in a large African river! Doctor: Ah, you must be in denial."