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Joke of the Day

"GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit"

"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."

"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."

"*gets down on 1 knee* OMG *puts 2nd knee down* WHAT? *lays on floor* JIM? *snake noises* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? *slithers out of relationship*"

"Why can Stephen Hawking only do one liners Because he can't do stand ups"

"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."

"How to stop procrastinating I don't know but I'll figure it out later"

"I only believe 12.5% of what the Bible says. Which makes me an eighth theist."

"Why did the bicycle stop moving? Because it was two-tiered."

"Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall."