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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."

"I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it... ""Get a load of this guy"""

"I'm convinced that people are now just getting married and having babies to have something to post on FB"

"There is a disturbing amount of product placement in my dreams."

"Wife Wanted ad A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."" :p :D"

"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"

"I'm not sure if I'm depressed Or just nihilistic"

"[the followin is based on a true story] *clips of me hittin my shin on my bed every nite for a year* Narrator: its like he forgets its there"

"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"