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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than raining cats and dogs? 9/11"
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"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"
"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"
"Instagram is experiencing difficulties. Until further notice, please cease visually chronicling the tedious mundanities of your life."
"""Can we have sex today"" asks a poor husband, in anticipation! Wife : No!!My gynecologist told me not to have sex for 2 weeks. Husband: Yeah! But your dentist didn't!!"
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show? a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!"
"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey"
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"