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Joke of the Day
"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!"
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"TIL that semantics is a contraction of ""Semite Antics"" That's not true, I made that up just now. You are a racist."
"A guy travelling [sic] with his parrot... http://i.imgur.com/rTeps.jpg"
"Our school should start a calculus club We would all derive fun from it"
"Since married famous people often mix names, shouldn't Hillary and Bill's be... Hillbilly?"
"Confucius says Man entering airport door sideways bound to Bangkok"
"The United States now has... 51 one states, 50 regular one with an ass-ter-risk Bud Dum Tss."
"I like my women like my doughnuts... ...with a hole I can stick my dick into."
"Maid of Honor speeches shouldn't end with, ""I'll see you all at her next one."" I know that now."
"Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water? Because these colors don't run."