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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man shut his donut shop? Why did the man close his donut shop? ...because he was fed up with the hole business!"

"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."

"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."

"When I masturbate at home... I'm at homecoming."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"

"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."

"My mating call in winter is just me shaving my legs."

"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."

"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"

"Twitter has lost 90% of my tweets. Great! Now I've got nothing to show for the last two years. Nothing."