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Joke of the Day
"Hi Gilded, I am Kind Stranger EDIT: wow i am gilded, thank you kind stranger"
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"Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out."
"i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into $65,000 cash"
"Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*"
"What do you call Rihanna if she gets fat? A Rihanna Grande"
"Haha I made you click GOT YA"
"What do you call the first Afghan off the boat? Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)"
"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."
"I got this ""breathe"" tattoo because I don't have a central nervous system and it's a helpful reminder."
"What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner? One's a cunning runt..."