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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you make something that's sort of like a macaron but not really? Because then it'd just be macaroni"

"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"

"I wonder if Houdini ever locked himself out of the house."

"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."

"Here's how clickbait works"

"There's a new study out from the Department of Education... It shows that two thirds of Americans don't understand fractions and the other half don't care."

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty."

"""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi."

"My jokes are like onions... They're layered. And because if you dissect them I'll cry."

"Where does Sean Connery shit? On the couch!"