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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience."

"How much space is left in EU? 1 GB"

"My Father said: do unto others as you would have them do unto you.' So I sent him to a girls boarding school in France."

"So there was this surfer dude called Curl, but he died in a tsunami wave RIP Curl"

"I'm fairly certain that most of us are one full gas tank away from bankruptcy."

"I have to say to you something... something."

"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokinoff."

"I bet when spiders see those fake green cob webs on Halloween they must be like ""Ugh, tourists""."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms...."

"Mulder: we're trapped with ghosts in the stomach of a metal worm. Scully: those are just people, Mulder. We're on a train."