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"Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two tired"
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"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"The town council of Blarney, Ireland held a contest for a new tourism slogan... The winner was ""Pog mo Stone."""
"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"
"What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child? The PDF file."
"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"
"My dog jumps so much, I think she might have a disease Seems like leaprosy"
"Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff? He was a Wise Potato Chip."
"""When it rains, it pours."" -Shitty weatherman"
"Am I able to think up of a brand new color... ...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?"