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Joke of the Day

"Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life...!"

"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any kind, buildings can't jump."

"My uncle came out of the closet yesterday"

"What do you call these cats? What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain."

"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"

"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"

"Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor? Because he swept for 20 years."

"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"

"My husband and I both have colds but only his is really really bad."

"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"