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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever eaten ethiopian food? No? Them neither"

"Can we get a tagging system for jokes? Like [OL] for one-liners, [S] for story, etc.."

"My girlfriend broke up with me after we had sex.. She said she's full of me"

"My life feels like a test I didn't study for and everybody is being a d*ck and not letting me cheat."

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night."

"I'm gonna open a bar and call it ""Moderation."""

"How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it."

"Marvel at this joke. What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem? A Thor Luthier."

"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"

"Was out on the golf course and shot an eagle at Hole 9. Mom doesn't believe me, but wait till she sees the eagle."