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Joke of the Day
"I heard Lincoln is doing well in theaters Traditionally, this has not been true."
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"Teacher: Why are you late!? Me: There was a man who lost a $100 bill..Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Me: No, I was standing on it until he fucked off."
"Whats the difference between a gorilla and a guillotine? No one gets their dick out for a guillotine"
"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."
"Made a pact w/ my wife that if we're 40 & kids haven't stopped whining, we'll meet at top of the Empire State Building so they can't find us"
"Tired of Funny jokes? Check out a new subreddit for real bad jokes... They are not funny. There are no strict rules about what kind of not funny they have to be. /r/realbadjokes/"
"JUDGE: That THING cannot enter ME: But Inky is my pet OCTOPUS IN AN ASTRONAUT'S HELMET FILLED WITH WATER:*squirts ink at him* INKY NOOOOo"
"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"
"As a man, I bleed once a month too. When I floss."
"At 17, Joan of Arc led the French to victory and I just looked for my phone while talking on it."