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Joke of the Day
"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"
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"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face"
"The color of our skin was never important. We all are equal. unless you are orange from that self tan cream. Then we don't speak with you"
"My parents always said no drugs before marriage After that.... they just understood."
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"
"What is red and bad for your teeth? Bricks"
"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."
"You know what's fun to do in Ohio? ... Pack up and get the fuck out."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread"
"A fish swam into a wall... and said ""dam!"""