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Joke of the Day
"Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth."
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"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."
"Where does a vampire take a bath? In the bat-room (bathroom)."
"Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink? The elephants are using them as tampons"
"me: [trying to sound cool] I'm in a punk band cute co-worker: that's cool. What the band's name? me: [looking over desk for ideas] Inbox(29)"
"I went to the doctor the other day.... ... and told him, ""Every time I look in the mirror, I get a stiffy."" He looked at me and said, ""That's because you look like a cunt!"""
"My mom just learned how to text. And her text to me said ""can you hear me?"""
"I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad."
"I once sat down with Oprah to discuss my drug use but I was high & that might not have been Oprah because why did she need to borrow money?"
"What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? ""Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"""