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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one.... Did you hear the one about the dad who told his son if you masterbate too much you'll go blind. The son looks at his dad and says, ""Dad I'm over here!"""

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"I had some Taco Bell the other night. Shit was spewing out of my ass at 88mph. Now everyone at school calls me Doc Brown."
"What do you call two doctors with the same career? Pair of medics."
"The wife left a note by the TV today saying ""Its not working, I'm leaving"" I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!"
"What do you call a mexican baptism? Bean dip."
"I would make an alliance of agnostics... but I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"What's a young birds favourite game? #BEAK A BOO!"
"""Try it, it's so good!"" ""Come on, man. Just a taste."" ""I'm having some. Mmmm."" ""Trust me."" Feeding my 2yo makes me feel like a drug dealer."
"What does a Dalek do in the shower? EXFOLIATE!"