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Joke of the Day

"[meeting a girl at the bar] ME (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi I'm brandon GIRL: please let go of my hands"

"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."

"Anyone know any good ""walks into a bar"" type jokes?"

"Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job? He ate his tacho."

"Q: How's your visit in North Korea? A: Can't complain ..."

"How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims"

"Why was the cannibal sad at dinner? Because he got the cold shoulder."

"What is a frog's favorite dance? The Lindy Hop."

"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."

"Noticed a spider while I was driving,so I did what any normal person would do and carefully trapped it in a napkin and set my car on fire."