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Joke of the Day

"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"

"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."

"In pretty sure my wife's most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags."

"Joke from my dad while in the car What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way? When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away"

"Too bad Bill Nye knows science because if he didn't he could be Bill Deny the Anti-Science Guy"

"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

"Time traveller: I'm from the future Me: prove it *he pulls out next weeks newspaper* Me: nice try, they've already invented newspapers"

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 ho's..."

"Have you heard about these new Oak woord, gold-finished coffins? Apparently they're to die for."

"If my liver was a person, it'd be Doris, the 50 year old waitress pouring coffee at the truckstop for 35 years & smoking since she was born."