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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Attractive."
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"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."
"[Calculus Joke] Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach? Because secant tan"
"Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools? They were looking in Oldowan places"
"what did the cookie say to the supermodel? I promise not to crumb in your mouth."
"What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch? One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel (found this in Horace's Satires)"
"Earlier today, scientists made it official that dolphins are second only to men when it comes to intelligence. So that pushes women further down to third place?"
"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."
"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."