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Joke of the Day
"In the past hour I've dropped my phone and my computer. Let me hold your crying baby."
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"The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage."
"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."
"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being."
"gettin prety good at makin baloon animals, so far i can make: - a snake - worm - eel - dog, hot - 2 snakes"
"A muslim says Bismillah to ward away the three jinns (xpost from r/islam) Two hydrjinns and one oxyjinn."
"watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence at least we don't have to save for college"
"4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?"
"What do you call two mexicans playing tennis? Juan on Juan."
"Ladies: If ""snuggling"" is so important to you, have the guy do that BEFORE you have sex. Trust me...... He'll snuggle and snuggle and snuggle..."