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Joke of the Day
"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."
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"What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal? ""nice watch"""
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"What do you call someone that will only have sex with homeless people? A hobosexual"
"To make small talk interesting, stare inquisitively at one spot on the person's face until they self-consciously touch it."
"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"
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"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies."
"The plan was to keep eating these alcoholic chocolates until I was either drunk or diabetic. I didn't bargain on ""bankrupt"" being an option."