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Joke of the Day

"There are 10 different types of people in the world Those that understand binary, and those that don't"

"I think I need to take a break. -me, as soon as I get to work."

"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."

"Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs."

"I would like to start a career in boxing, but I couldn't find any promotor But then I can just send a tweet to Donald Trump"

"If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I'd totally be expecting some change back."

"Lethal tasers can be a real buzzkill."

"I go to McDonald's once a month just to replenish the napkin stash in my car"

"What do you call a slutty telescope? A horoscope."

"A woman found out her husband was cheating on her. ""Herman, I can't believe you did this. Why?"" ""Well, my name **is** Herman, not Yourman."""