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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space? Because there is no atmosphere!"
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"CHRISTMAS TIP: When your kid starts asking questions about whether Santa is real, just tell him to shut up."
"Somebody left a baby at my front door today, and I have no idea what to do with it. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow."
"When the moon hits your eye/like an eel in the sky That's a moray"
"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."
"When you order a Coke and are asked if Pepsi is OK should be considered a hate crime."
"TEIAM - problem solved fuckers"
"How did the farmer find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"Harambe walks into a bar... ""What'll you have?"" says the bar tender ""I'll take a shot."" said Harambe"
"Wow, I thought ""flash mob"" meant something completely different. Can someone come bail me out?"