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Joke of the Day

"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"

"Why don't native Americans like snow? Because it's white and all over their land."

"What do you get when you drop a Piano on an army base? A flat major."

"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train theif? He has loco motives."

"Girlfriend: Ok you hang up :-) Boyfriend: No You hang up first :-) Girlfriend: no you first Boyfriend: No you first NSA: both of you hang up"

"Kid's are afraid to take this nap. Kidnap."

"Want to get really stoned? Commit adultery in Iran."

"How do you tell the difference between an East Indian Chef and a porn star? Ask them to pronounce the word cumin."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"