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Joke of the Day

"I made a joke at the US-Mexico border jajajajajajahahahaha"

"""Hellooooo? I'm tweeting here, pay some attention to me"" - everyone on twitter ever."

"I'm wearing the boxers with the little hearts all over them tonight.... It's probably not a good night to go to jail...."

"Jewish fun fact: If you celebrate Passover on top of an overpass, you go back in time."

"How do you stop clowns from attacking you? Go for the juggler"

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"TIFU by sleeping with my Crush Now there's orange soda all over my bed. :("

"This guy on the subway has piercings on both sides of his neck. Mary Shelley would be so proud of her modern influence."

"What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house? He'll re-possess it"

"Why don't witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!"