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Joke of the Day
"Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch? Holm School"
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"Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad, I'm gay."" Mom: *Stares at Dad* Dad: *Clenches fist* Mom: ""Don't!"" Dad: *Sweats Profusely* Mom: ""..."" Dad: ""HI GAY, I'M DAD"""
"what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe? nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe..."
"Just cause something is your middle name doesn't mean you do it all the time. My middle name is sexhaver. Lol ok, bad example, but"
"Just found a yogurt recipe online and the first ingredient was yogurt. That's not a recipe"
"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"
"My grandfather died during the Holocaust He fell off a guard tower."
"Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party."
"What do you call children born into a whorehouse? Your kids"