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Joke of the Day

"I want to donate a large amount of money to a rape clinic I wont take no for an answer."

"I think my photographer friend is secretly in the Air Force. He keeps asking if he can use a drone to take aerial shots at my wedding."

"Who wants to go to Florida with me? I heard the clubs are to die for."

"To my American friends: On Sunday, don't forget to set your clocks back one hour. On Tuesday, try not to set your country back 50 years."

"What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"Dark humour is like food not everybody gets it."

"How can you tell the difference between a Fleshlight and the porn star it was modeled after? Rubber clit..."

"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."

"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."

"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."