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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."

"What kind of tree smells like bacon? (Original?) A Porcupine!"

"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus. I watched Jurassic Park tonight, stole this."

"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"

"Cat Joke just kitten."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill 1 million Irish? None."

"I wanted to have a threesome.. ..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"One time a girl told me to take off her shirt and I was like wow ok it doesn't really fit me anyway."

"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have any guts"

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."