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Joke of the Day
"What to you call a fat computer? A dell"
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"What is the worst joke you have ever Heard? I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"An old black man goes to his vasectomy wearing a tuxedo... ...his doctor asks him ""Why are you wearing a tuxedo?"" The man responds ""If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"""
"I married a beautiful woman - a smart one too. Hopefully they'll never meet."
"I dislike three types of people Racists, hypocrites and mexicans"
"A pine tree planted in 2004 in memory of former Beatle George Harrison in a Los Angeles park has died after being infested by beetles."
"What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian"
"What political party does Jon Snow belong to? The Know-Nothings!"
"My daddy always warned me about the 3 rings of marriage: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."
"My car's check engine light turned on, so I checked it. Yep, still there! Moving on."