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Joke of the Day
"Ahhhh,,, At last, my wife has found something her butt does not look big in............... Walmart"
Next Joke
"So..I just broke up with Jim. We were just not working out."
"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""
"What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space? Illegal Aryans"
"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"
"Why did C++ look down at C? It thought C lacked class. i'll see myself out"
"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... I woke up this morning exhausted."
"Why is Lorde named thusly? She isn't named thusly, she's named Lorde."
"Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so my mum says so and you say so !"
"You're not truly a parent until you've crawled through the McDonalds urine tubes to pull out a crying child."