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Joke of the Day

"I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."

"*Adobe update puts on fake moustache and glasses* Hi, my name is iOS 7, would you like to download updates?"

"A co-worker is retiring, so they're passing a card around filled with cash. I only took $10 but normally my signature is worth much more."

"There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them."

"I never could figure out what people did for entertainment before the Internet... None of my 17 siblings can figure it out either."

"There are two types of people on Reddit Karmanaut and Unidan"

"I've been wondering, If poison goes out of date and expires, does it become more or less deadly?"

"A lot of people are saying that it was a ref's bad call denying the blackhawks goal... But we all know that it was really Buffalo Wild Wings doing."

"Why cant Ray Charles see his friends? Because he's ~~Blind~~ Married"

"I Farted... I farted infront of my Jewish friend and he got offended, i shrugged and said ""what? A little gas never killed anyone"""