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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in"
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"So there are some salads in jail... So one of them says, ""Lettuce go!"""
"They told me not to Blink or I'd miss it... ...But I _______ and I missed it."
"I've just used glitter spray paint in a confined space, and now I'm on another planet busting disco moves with an intoxicated pixie."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who?"
"I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser."
"I just invented a new word. Plagiarism"
"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"
"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"
"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."