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Joke of the Day
"What would albert einstein's name be if he was blonde? Nobody would know"
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"What type of music do astronauts love? Neptunes!"
"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."
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"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."
"What do you call a fat Irish family? The o'Beses."
"What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?"
"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts."